I got a kick out of Stephen Colbert's most recent Threat Down, and,
knowing that there are a lot of you who've just become new mommies and
daddies (there really seem to be a lot of you out there who've just had
babies in the last month or two), Colbert has some advice for you. He says
that recent
botulism scares
are just proof that the Chinese are just "girding their stomachs for
war, while we're barfing up the white flag."
Never fear, there is a solution for you parents wondering what you can do
for your baby in light of the Chinese gastronomical warfare tactics: Stephen
Colbert's Crawl it Off Baby Food Formula.
